"Everyone in this fandom knows that the real folks in control are the Secret Furry Order of the Ceramic Dalmatian. Founded in 1996, they are notorious for their obscene anthropomorphic depictions of Wurlitzer jukeboxes and Moldy Cheese Blintzes. Clearly, something must be done to stop this menace at once, before we're all replaced with bellybuttons from the Naval Academy."

There needs to be a Secret Furry Order of the Ceramic Dalmatian. We could be like the Illuminati, only stranger.